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WAMBANGO DAILY NEWS

ISSUE 1002

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THE LO'ONE's HAVE TAKEN OVER  THE ASAI –LAM

From our reporter in Mpala Farm – MUSTAPHA KWI’KWUN

 

Heavy fighting has continued in the Mpala Farm region, which has led to the annexation of lands belonging to the Asai-Lam tribe by the Liberation Organisation Of National Enlightenment (LO’ONE), led by the charismatic Orifiss Gombwandy.

 

  Airfield    re-opens   as  FIDO  airforce  takes   to   the  sky

The LO'ONE forces have met with great success in capturing land, however this is the first time that they have had to face an armed opponent.     It is believed that the troops of the charismatic Orifiss Gombwandy now control 20 per cent of Wambango mainly to the northwest of the country.         Serious doubts have arisen

 

as to the independence of this faction and widely speculated that the LO'ONE leader is merely a front man for an overseas power which seeks to exploit the great mineral wealth of Wambango.     Mssr Gombwandy declared that his sole intent is that the good people of Wambango should be free of the yoke of democracy, has emphatically denied this claim

 

Nanyuki airfield has become the first base for the fledgling FIDO airborne forces.    Following the release from the oppression of the Banana years the people of the province were treated to a spectacular display of expert flying.  General Hertzog van Rental was in attendance and declared it a major step forward in the fight for restoration of

democratic order       Secrecy does not permit   us   to   print details of  the  various types    of    aircraft involved    in     the display,  but  General Hertzog  van  Rental, C-in-C  of the FIDO armed forces, expects that   some   of   the opponents of the new democratic order will soon  enjoy  a  much closer look then they might otherwise wish.

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Damage done in Dol Dol

The Sword Federation for the Retention of Zogra has continued its policy of death and destruction across large areas of the country. Nowhere has felt this more than the province of Dol Dol where in recent skirmishes with FIDO forces the SFRZ has used excessive force in order to disperse

 

a small unit of para-military police.     The widespread use of large calibre mortars has resulted in massive damage to the infrastructure of the province and in particular blew the left arm and genitalia off of  a statue of the late President Banana.

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